Quick, to the slutcave!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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