i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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