I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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