She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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