Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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