So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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