just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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