Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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