just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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