So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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