Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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