I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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