I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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