Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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