My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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