You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I believe in your delicious
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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