How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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