The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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