just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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