Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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