I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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