Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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