God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
