Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
we should paint friendship bongs
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