real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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