Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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