He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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