Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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