Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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