# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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