I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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