We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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