i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
