hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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