try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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