I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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