I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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