I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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