So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
