good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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