fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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