Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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