In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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