whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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