This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
