Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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