Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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