i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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