her vagine was all disorganized.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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