just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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