why didn't you poke me back
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Someone signed my nipple.
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