I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Randomize
