I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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