I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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