Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's Friday. Sex?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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