no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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