Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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