Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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