Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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